"GREETINGS" FELLOW "CONSUMER"

HAVE YOU EVER "HEARD" OF "RATIONALISM"? THE "PHILOSOPHY" THAT "INFORMATION" IS ALREADY "PRESENT" WITHIN OUR "HEAD" FROM THE "MOMENT" OF "BIRTH" ITSELF?

"I" PERSONALLY "AGREE" WITH THIS "PHILOSOPHY". THERE IS AN "IDEA" FOR "EVERYTHING", AND THIS "IDEA" IS THE "PERFECT" VERSION OF WHAT "WE" "SEE" OF "IT" IN OUR "WORLD".

BUT HOW WOULD "ONE" "REACH" THIS "IDEA"?

"MODDING" IS TRULY AN "UNIQUE" FORM OF "ART". "TAKING" THE "MATERIAL" AND "TWISTING" AND "BENDING" IT TO FIT "YOUR" "LIKES". IT'S "MESMERIZING", WOULDN'T "YOU" "AGREE"?

THIS "WORK" OF "HYPTOHETICAL ART" WAS "CREATED" WITH THE "INFORMATION" IN THOSE "HEADS" OF "YOU ALL", "REFINING" IT IN AN "ATTEMPT" TO REACH THE "IDEA" OF "ENTERTAINMENT".

UNFORTUNATELY "I" "LACK" "FUNDS" TO "CREATE" MY OWN "WORK". SO "I" HAD TO "SHORTCUT" BY "USING" "MODDING" INSTEAD.

MAYBE ONE "DAY", "I" "WILL" HAVE THE "POWER" TO "MAKE" A "REAL" "GAME", THE "POWER" TO "MAKE" A "BREATHING" "BOY", "CREATED" FROM OUR "VIEWS" OF "GREATNESS".

FOR NOW, HOWEVER, "YOU" WILL HAVE TO "MAKE" THE "BEST" OF THIS "CONCRETE" AND "LIFELESS" "MOD".

DO NOT BE "SAD", AS "I" CAN "PARTLY" PROMISE THAT "YOU" WILL "ENJOY" "IT".

"PRESS" THE "NEW GAME" BUTTON TO "ENJOY" THE "EXPERIENCE" "PRODUCED" ENTIRELY FOR "YOUR SOUL", AND DO NOT "FORGET" TO "READ" THE "README FILE".

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.