Have you ever wanted to get a world record (in minecraft) (legitimately)? Are you a proponent of plausible deniability? This mod is for you! After years of OMORI research, experts have brought forward the latest in legitimate (real) speedrunning technology! This mod (in a completely legitimate manner) has the following (legitimate) effects:

• Increases Dino Dig Drop rates (allegedly)
• """"Normalizes"""" attack damage RNG
• Guarantees dog petting ability
• Increases the affability of the tofu concocnonossoiure (by force)
• Dog pets offer rewards untold
• The weird.. flower..? thing in Vast Forest has a Vast supply of S.Berry Smoothies

All of the effects listed above are not outside the realm of normal game execution and any claim that I or anyone else makes as to the effects of the mod cannot be substantiated. Any damages to life or property as a result of using this mod cannot be attributed to this mod. (this is a legitimate (real) legal document) (by lawyers)